Kissable as … Keanu?

As they’d say on the Fox News Channel, some people believe that “Canada’s most kissable lips” are attached to–wait for it–Keanu Reeves (pictured c. 1984) and Nelly Furtado (not pictured). [“This is just one of the findings discovered by the new Aveeno ® Lip Report released today.”] Runners-up were Linda Evangelista and Kim Cattrall, Matthew Perry and Keifer Sutherland. Where to begin? Better, really, to not even start.

So, not to get all Mr. Blackwellian, but perhaps a bit of perspective is needed here–we’d imagine sucking face with Mr. Reeves wouldn’t be unlike inhaling a mangy bathmat. As for the formerly famous Ms. Furtado, best she conjures up is the sensation licking linoleum coated with Murphy’s Oil Soap … undiluted, that is.

Now, why does speculating about the sensation of famous people puckering up immediately make, er, some people think of what sort of things can be found on the floor? Maybe it has something to do with the Pope? (It’s our first post, OK?)

Most Kissable Canadian Lips Belong to: Keanu Reeves, Nelly Furtado {Canada NewsWire}